A Tribute to the King of Retards – George Bush

Posted: January 4, 2009 in Retarded Americans, Tribute to a Retard
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Now, I pride myself on not being constrained by the thinking of the two-party system that is currently forced upon us; if someone put a gun to my head and tried to force me into one of those political boxes, I would probably lean slightly towards Republican.

Nonetheless, by any standard, George Bush is a moron. How someone with his lack of speaking ability and general ineptitude slipped through the cracks is… well, a pretty good indication of just how far this once great nation has degenerated.

It’s embarrassing really. If you think about the great history of this nation, starting from its spectacular and incredibly idealistic beginning, it’s incredible to look at how badly we’ve screwed it up in less than three short centuries. If you take a step back, it’s truly mind-boggling. Is there ANY wonder why other countries think we are so ridiculous? If you don’t think so… well, you are probably a retard.

AOL recently compiled some of soon-to-be ex-President Bush’s best “phrase mangling” as they so aptly described it. Here are some of the better ones:

Easter Bunny Bush

Quote: “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on shame on you. Fool me you can’t get fooled again.”

The video is much better.

Bush Bomb

Quote: “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

We have no doubt Mr. President.

President Bush

Quote: “I can’t wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs.”


Bush Eats Kitten

Quote: “These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved.”


Bush Pope

Quote: To the pope: “Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech.

Hahah! “Right on brotha – high-five!” Christ, what a moron…


Quote: “The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there’s jobs at the machine-making place.”

You can’t argue with logic…


Quote: “And they have no disregard for human life.”

Those Bastards.


Quote: “Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people.”

America being one of the few countries to enjoy such a distinction, no doubt.

We salute you on your way out Mr. President! In some ways, you were probably America’s most honest and accurate choice as the leader of our nation. These are tough shoes to fill Mr. Obama – best of luck.

Click here for the article and more “Bushisms” (but I picked the best ones).

  1. paul in NC says:

    He graduated from Harvard and Yale, is a multi-millionaire, unseated an extremely popular sitting governor, defeated the the sitting Vice President of the United States to enter a club that only contains 44 people. Yeah he is real moron.

  2. hjhvjvjh says:

    Money seems to open alot of doors, huh?

  3. hjhvjvjh says:

    Not having any sense of ethics and an ignorant crowd of followers that are too dumb to breathe help too.

  4. thestupidamerican says:

    In my mind, it isn’t really a question of what he did or didn’t do; between advisers, cabinet members, speech writers committees, and our three branch system of government, a U.S. president is really more or less ineffectual any way you look at it. Our system was designed to be thus.

    But what is especially important is that the President, and where he or she can have impact, is through persuasiveness, morale boosting, and otherwise being an effective leader and the ‘face’ or our country to the rest of the world.

    And in that sense, his complete and utter failure to use the English language, and the fact that he was a complete pawn to self-interested parties, made him a horrific failure at his position.

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