How to Be Hot in a Bikini
MSN.com ran a feature story today on how to look hot in your bikini this summer; they actually created an entire video on the topic.
Unfortunately, most of it is hogwash. In fact, I can save you a lot of time. The groundbreaking formula for looking hot in your bikini this summer is:
Be Hot + Wear a Bikini
So yes, that precludes people who are not hot from looking hot in a bikini. It also precludes those who don’t wear bikinis from looking hot in one, even if they are hot.
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