Archive for October 1, 2009

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a criminal in a three-piece suit?

I have a personal message for Judge Kevin P. Moriarty: GIVE IT UP. Regardless of whether it’s true or not, your alleged masturbation has been broadcast all over the news, internet and world. You can try to live this one down, but you are ALWAYS going to be the judge you probably was masturbating while asking a plaintiff about her panties.