Jumper: What’s the Deal With Unbelievable Superpowers?

Recently, I did a post on the Hancock movie which I claimed was the most unimaginative Superhero movie ever – and it was. Well, this must be “guys with ridiculous superpowers just for the sake of making a movie” week at my house. In this case, we are discussing “Jumper” in which “Anakin Skywalker” (I [...]

A Tribute to the King of Retards – George Bush

We salute you on your way out Mr. President! In some ways, you were probably America’s most honest and accurate choice as the leader of our nation.

Toilets and the Sanctity of Marriage

How am I supposed to 1) stealthily go to the bathroom without offending my wife and 2) maintain my delusion that women do not make “bodily noises” when I am sitting on a mini-amphitheater which is specially designed to amplify my farts?